ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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