that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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