I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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