I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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