i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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