Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
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