Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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