Fine. I'll sleep in my office
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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