the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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