what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
my poor anus
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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