what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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