so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
