i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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