just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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