so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
