he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You took a bar mat shot.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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