I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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