The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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