his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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