There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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