I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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