I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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