is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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