that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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