chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
