White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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