is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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