we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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