Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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