What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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