He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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