Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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