Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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