he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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