NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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