I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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