Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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