drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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