What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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