Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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