we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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