Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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