Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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