with your own penis?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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