What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My ass is underappreciated
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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