we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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