Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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