I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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