I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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