are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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