i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
