I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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