he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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