using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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