No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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