Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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