Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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