my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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